Harry Redknapp

When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother, what shall I be?
Shall I be Pompey?Shall I be Saints?
Here's what she said to me:

"Wash your mouth out son,
Don't do what your father's done,
And support the Pompey Scum,
Just support the Saints."

I don't think Harry Redknapp has heard the Southampton fans sing this before. He's gone Pompey to Saints and back to Pompey again.

What on earth is he playing at?