My voice or Freddie's spandex?

After the ridicule/abuse/threatening e-mails I've received for my attempts to sing We Are The Champions during the Madejski pitch invasion, I have felt the need to defend myself.

To do so, however, would be to defend the indefensible. How do I do that? By saying that, well, it could have been worse. Below is the original music video for the song and I ask you which hurts you more: my voice or Freddie Mercury's catsuit?



PS. I know you're singing along to it.