Mourinho, are you listening?

There was an earthquake in Taiwan, which snapped internet cables from South East Asia to the rest of the world meaning that Indonesia was blunged in to the pre-1995 dark ages when t'internet did not exist. No bother for me as I'm on holiday but it did prevent me from using the medium of blogging to express my happiness about Reading's 2-2 draw with Chelsea.

So I will do this now:

Roman Abramovic! Peter Kenyon! Tim Lovejoy! Didier Drogba! David Mellor! Ken Bates! Dennis Wise! Ginaluca Vialli! Blue flag! John Major! One man went to mow! Samsung! Jose Mourinho - can you hear me, Jose Mourinho? Your boys took one hell of a beating, your boys took one hell of a beating!

That is slightly inappropriate seeing as we drew them not beat them but it did feel like a massive win. After United's 3-1 win over Wigan two hours after the game, the more appropriate way would be to sing to the tune of Winter Wonderland:

Mourinho, are you listening?
Better keep our trophy glistening,
Cos we're coming your way to take it in May,
Walking in a Fergie wonderland.

Don't worry, I will be humble again in a few more days.