What have I done?

Last summer my holiday reading was Vikram Seth's brilliant A Suitable Boy. Right now I am reading a book called Learning the Law. The ideas are interesting but it's a bit dry because I don't think lawyers are trained to write eloquently.

Maybe I will change that by knocking out my first contract in rhyming couplets. Something like:

We will sell you some of our honey
And you agree to pay us some money.
And if you don't, in short,
We'll see you in court.

Maybe if I do that, it will also be my last contract.